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+# The Boneyard
+All the scriptlets that no longer make sense to keep cluttering up the repo's namespace. Maybe
+they're for long-gone setups or projects that aren't a thing anymore, but they haven't been used in
+ages.
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diff --git a/fix-fileshare-permissions b/boneyard/fix-fileshare-permissions
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diff --git a/ftp-sync b/boneyard/ftp-sync
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diff --git a/galaxy-s5-backup.sh b/boneyard/galaxy-s5-backup.sh
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diff --git a/nkit b/boneyard/nkit
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diff --git a/nm-vpn-pool b/boneyard/nm-vpn-pool
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rename to boneyard/nm-vpn-pool
diff --git a/ps2-disc-rename b/boneyard/ps2-disc-rename
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diff --git a/sfo-read b/boneyard/sfo-read
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diff --git a/spawn b/boneyard/spawn
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diff --git a/switch-rom-process b/boneyard/switch-rom-process
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diff --git a/vita-sync b/boneyard/vita-sync
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rename to boneyard/vita-sync
diff --git a/vm-mount b/boneyard/vm-mount
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diff --git a/volctl b/boneyard/volctl
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diff --git a/wandows.py b/boneyard/wandows.py
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diff --git a/wine_starter_template.sh b/boneyard/wine_starter_template.sh
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